"I’m driving down the street in the French Quarter and there was a sign that said “Opening Soon: Clyde’s Comedy Corner" ... But at Clyde’s there was an X-rated show at midnight every Saturday night." more »
"So what I’m really wishing for is justice in the world, honor really and ... a jetpack." more »
"I can remember trying to impress my dad with my sense of humor. Sometimes succeeding, sometimes failing." more »
"You know we started you off and you rebelled against us and you went your own way. And now we’re proud of you. We don’t always like the way you made your money. But well done." more »
