


“Humor has to surprise us, otherwise it isn’t funny.”
Garrison Keillor on Humor

“I don’t feel any compulsion just to stand under the spotlight night after night unless I have something to say“
Leonard Cohen on Moonlight

“If somebody don’t like something that I do, that’s his or her prerogative. Just like it’s mine.”
Ray Charles on Singing True

”The most unfettered imagination belongs to young people, and they don’t walk through life; they fly”
Rod Serling on Kamizakes

“Anyone that dares begrudge what I have today, just better get off their duff.”
Liberace on Peacocking

“There is the fear you somehow neglected to say what was really yours to say.”
John Updike on Family Affairs

“I have innate confidence that I am right. Partially out of conviction and partially as a pose.”
Roger Ebert on Ego

“I was young for my age. Not as naïve as they expected. I don't know why I seem to bring that out in people.“
Joni Mitchell on Illusions

“When I looked in his eyes, he was there. He was home... I had a dad.”
Carol Burnett on Finding Home

“It’s no good being with people you can dominate all the time”
John Lennon on Love
