


“I don‘t know what the ‘big time‘ is.”
Tom Waits on Everything & Nothing

“The thing that was relentless for me was how you look... It just drove me crazy.”
Meryl Streep on Beauty
“Nothing means anything”
Kurt Vonnegut on Man-Eating Lampreys

”If I knew how it was going to end, I probably wouldn't write it.”
Tom Robbins on Jitterbugs

“Comedy is there to show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.”
Robin Williams on Masks
“I did as much as I could do at that time in my life ... and I couldn’t do better.”
Dustin Hoffman on Duplicity
“I‘m just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming.”
Bill Murray on Being Obnoxious

“If you have to ask yourself whether or not you love a girl or you love a boy, forget it. You don't.”
Ray Bradbury on Madmen

“There is the fear you somehow neglected to say what was really yours to say.”
John Updike on Family Affairs
“Humor has to surprise us, otherwise it isn’t funny.”
Garrison Keillor on Humor
